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Man sues church for God-injuries

July 22, 2008 by mike · Leave a Comment 

image Mr. Lincoln, a born again Christian, claims to have felt the presence of God which caused him to fall over, bang his head and look like a complete idiot. The fault, claims Mr. Lincoln was of the church for not having someone in place to catch him. Interestingly when Mr. Lincoln attempted to make a claim for (secular) medical costs on the church’s insurance policy it was denied (an Act of God policy exemption perhaps?).

Aired: Knoxville, Tennessee. 7th July 2008.

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